I left my heart in Benton City, WA
Here's some weird shit from Twitter
Leslie, for the love of God, chill the fuck out
You can always go to your daughter's second wedding I guess
The New Yorker likes us, sort of
I think that I shall never see/a poem that sucked ass as bad as this one
Damn, that's a lot of dead husbands
I spent a weekend in the city where I live
Sweatin to the Oldies
SF, Oakland, what's the difference
Plus: Injunction junction, what's your function
We might have pulled the trigger a little too soon on this emerging technology